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crunkbear:

canni8al:

allisonisokaami:

skizzimi:

laxita2688:

allisonisokaami:

DONT EAT THEM

WHY NOT
THAT
THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

HOLY SHIT.

kk wiill 2teal your hand2!

“just baked”
damn straight they will be

GET INTO MY MOUTH OMFG

canni8al:

allisonisokaami:

skizzimi:

laxita2688:

allisonisokaami:

DONT EAT THEM

WHY NOT

THAT

THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

HOLY SHIT.

kk wiill 2teal your hand2!

“just baked”

damn straight they will be

GET INTO MY MOUTH OMFG

(Source: sherwhostuck)

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Karkat’s Quotes and Insults Masterpost

amoragirl10:

Yeeeeaaaah, in the last month or so I went through most of Karkat’s logs, collecting various insults and other quotes from him. Mostly for people to use as inspiration for their own Karkat insults, whether it be fore fanfics or roleplaying, or for anyone who just wants to laugh at some of the hilarious things he ends up saying.

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bubblepopartshoppe:

Hiya! We’re hosting a Homestuck Sticker Giveaway!

Rules:

1) Like our Facebook Page

2) Only *3* Reblogs a day and 1 like c:

3) You don’t have to follow our tumblr, but you may if you’d like c:

4) We’ll use a random number generator

5) We’ll send them anywhere

6) You have to be okay with giving me your address

7) Will end on 5/15/12

8) We need 100 notes on this post (at least) to do this~ ;3

9) Keep all text when reblogging!

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

1st place: All of the stickers! (22 total)

2nd place: all trolls (+ mspaint)

3rd place: all kids (+casey)

4th place: a 10 dollar off coupon for the BPAS Online store!

5th place: a 5 dollar off coupon for the BPAS Online store!

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faygotacos:

themetalgentleman:

klexquisite:

ohmymangum:

consulting-detective-colleen:

benedicthiddleston:

swmnbm:

consulting-mcbender:

withtheridingcrop:

So my doors are done. :>

But my room isn’t yet so

This is amazing!

asdfghjkl; this is so brilliant

I’m jealous. BUT THAT IS AMAZING, REALLY!

WANT. NEED. AKFJADKDOFJSK

ASDFGHHJKCSS I WAS THINKING THE TARDIS ONE WOULD BE FUN BUT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT 221B.

I NEED IT

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DOOR IN EXISTENCE

THIS IS THE DOOR

-scream-

IWANT.

(Source: tonylaufeysonstark)

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mikilofsouthern:

derpderpmotherfuckers:

drainagekind:

I would wear these pants.

They would make me feel fancy.

Sollux pants.

I really, really want to somehow make a pair of pants like this in red and blue. You have no idea how happy it would make me.

(Source: yeeeeeeeeaaaaah)

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Water-based Troll Makeup Tutorial

yaexrae:

I haven’t seen water-based makeup discussed very well in a lot of the troll makeup tutorials I’ve found circulating around the internet, so I figured I’d give it a go!

Below the cut you’ll find some pros and cons of water-based makeup, tips on applying it, and how to turn these things…

…into something you can easily slap on your face at a con.

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Your name is Terra Williams! Today is an eventful day because you just received a very mysterious package that was sent to your house! ….okay, it’s not all that mysterious. You admit that you knew you were going to accept a package in the future. But what is mysterious, is the contents and goodies that lay inside the box, awaiting you to unveil them! This package was sent to you by your weird friend Kayla Pizano. You simply can’t wait to see what she sent you!
==> Terra open box
You open the box and see that there is a letter for you. You decide to read that first because it’s the proper thing to do. Before reading the letter you notice that it has your patron troll, Eridan Ampora drawn over it. Little do you know that your friend Kayla can’t draw to save her life, but it a very skilled tracer. Commence letter reading!
==>2x Eridan Thank You Combo

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Angry / Displeased: (*≧m≦*) (>_<) (,,#ﾟДﾟ) ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ o(>< )o ｏ( ><)o ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ（＞д＜）（;≧皿≦） [○･｀Д´･○] ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ (((p(>o<)q))) (/ﾟДﾟ)/ ( ¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ (¬､¬) （；¬＿¬) (;¬_¬) (；¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- ｡) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (*￣m￣) (´Д｀) (；￣Д￣） (¬_¬)ﾉ (＃｀д´)ﾉ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (〝▼皿▼） (▼皿▼#) ヽ( ｀0´)ﾉ (︶︹︺) (≧０≦) （。＞。＜。）【><。】（━┳━◇━┳━）(━┳━＿＿━┳━) (━┳━○━┳━) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} ＼(＠O＠)／（≧▼≦；) ＼(〇O〇)／ s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ（▼へ▼メ）＼(`O´θ／ θ＼(；￢_￢) ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ凸(-0-メ) 凸(｀△´＋）凸(｀0´)凸凸(｀⌒´メ)凸＼(｀0´)／ -`д´- (>人<)

Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m ｍ（．＿．）ｍ（ﾉ´д｀） (シ_ _)シ <(_ _)>　＜(。_。)＞ｍ（＿　＿；；ｍ m(￢0￢)m

Bears: (￣(エ)￣) (｡･ω･｡) (●｀･(ｴ)･´●) (*ノ・ω・）川´･ω･`川 ( (ﾐ´ω`ﾐ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/ ⊂(ο･㉨･ο）⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (*￣(ｴ)￣*) ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ (／(ｴ)＼) ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (｀(エ)´)ﾉ Ψ(￣(ｴ)￣)Ψ (/-(ｴ)-＼) (´(エ)｀) ヽ(￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ (／￣(ｴ)￣)／ ┏((＝￣(ｴ)￣=))┛ (●￣(ｴ)￣●) (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡ ・㉨・ (ó㉨ò)

Cats: (=^･ｪ･^=) (=^‥^=) ( =①ω①=) (=^･^=) o(^・x・^)o d(=^･ω･^=)b V(=^･ω･^=)v (=ＴェＴ=) (=;ェ;=) (=｀ω´=) ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 (=^･ω･^)y＝＼(=^‥^)/'` (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) （=´∇｀=）ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=ｘェｘ=) (=；ェ；=) (=｀ェ´=) (^･o･^)ﾉ" <(*ΦωΦ*)> (^._.^)ﾉ └(=^‥^=)┐ ='①。①'=

Confused: (´･_･`) (◎_◎;) (｀_´)ゞ (◎-◎；) (・_・ヾ (￣(エ)￣)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ ('◇')? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？【・ヘ・?】【・_・?】 ( ・◇・)？ (゜-゜) ヾ(´･･｀｡)ノ" ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) ( ?´_ゝ｀) o(´^｀)o (´−｀) ﾝｰ (」ﾟヘﾟ)」 (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く（＾_・）ゝ (^～^;)ゞ

Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´＿ゝ｀）ノヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟヾ(*´∇`)ﾉヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ (*ﾉ´□`)ﾉ。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。〜(￣▽￣〜) (〜￣▽￣)〜〜(^∇^〜）（〜^∇^) 〜(￣△￣〜) (〜￣△￣)〜 ┗(｀ー´)┓ ┏(｀ー´)┛ ┗(＾0＾)┓ (＾0＾)┛ (ノ￣ー￣)ノヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ) (ノ￣ω￣)ノヘ(^o^ヘ)(ノ^o^)ノヾ(-_- )ゞヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ＼(^ω^＼) (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉヽ(ﾟｰﾟ*ヽ) ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*´Д｀*)ﾉ (o´･_･)っヾ(*д*) ヽ(°◇° )ノヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ﾉ･o･)ﾉヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ﾉヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ〈( ^.^)ノ ┌（★ｏ☆）┘ └（★ｏ★）┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌

Dead: x_x；） (*_*) (×_×;） (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ﾂ（Ω_Ω）へ（><#）ノ (＊0＊;)

Dogs: Uo･ｪ･oU ∪･ω･∪ U｡･ｪ･｡U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・ｗ・▽ Ｕ^皿^Ｕｖ・。・ＶＵＴｪＴＵ (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U ｏ（Ｕ・ω・）⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U＾ェ＾U U￣ｰ￣U

┌U･ｪ･U┘ └@(･ｪ･)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓￣(∵エ∵)￣〓)

Drinking: ｏ口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且且_(ﾟ◇ﾟ；)ノﾞ ~旦_(^O^ ) (　゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´･ω･`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦"" (*^◇^)_旦 (*｀▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (＾-＾)＿日 ~~旦_(･o･;) ( -_-)旦~ (＃´ー´)旦且_(・_・ )

Evil / Sneaky: (・｀ω´・) ψ(｀∇´)ψ （｀ー´） (｡･｀ω´･｡) o(｀ω´*)o | ｀Д´| (｀ε´)(σ- `д･´) (｀Д´*) （=｀〜´=） (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/ Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ (#｀∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц｀ω´ц*) (｀∀´)Ψ ψ(*｀ー´)ψ Ψ(｀◇´)Ψ “ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Greetings / Goodbyes: ヾ(＾∇＾) (^-^*)/ ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ ( ^_^)／ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ (ヾ(´･ω･｀) ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ＼(＾▽＾*) (*＾▽＾)／ (￣▽￣)ノヾ(-_-;)

ヾ( ' - '*) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ ~ヾ＾∇＾ ~ヾ(＾∇＾) ＼(￣O￣) (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ (*^･ｪ･)ﾉ

(￣∠ ￣ )ﾉ (*￣Ｏ￣)ノヾ(｡´･_●･`｡)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ･∀･)ﾉ゛ (。･д･)ﾉﾞ

＼(°o°；） (｡´∀｀)ﾉ (o´ω`o)ﾉ ( ･ω･)ﾉ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ＼(-o- ) (。-ω-)ﾉ

＼(-_- ) ＼( ･_･) ヾ(´￢｀)ﾉヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(＾◇^)/ ヘ('◇'、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ

ヘ(°￢°)ノヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ（゜ρ゜)ノー( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Happy: (●´∀｀●) (｀・ω・´)” ヽ(；▽；)ノ (*´・ｖ・) (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´･ω･`) （’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦)

＼（＾＾）／Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ（　´∀｀） (^～^) ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／　 (☆^O^☆)

(★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω｀★) ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ *(*´∀｀*)☆ Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ d=(´▽｀)=b ＼(*T▽T*)／ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ（*＾ワ＾*） (＾Д＾)ﾉ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉヽ(´ー`)ﾉ (　＾∇＾) ＼( ｀.∀´)／

(●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ（＾ω＾）｡◕‿◕｡ ⊙ω⊙　⊙△⊙　 o (◡‿◡✿) (∩_∩) (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/

Hiding: |･ω･｀) ﾍ(･_| ｜−・;） |ω・） |_・)

Kissing: (´ε｀ )♡ ～(^з^)-☆ |°з°| （＿ε＿） ('ε') |(￣3￣)| （￣ε￣＠）（*＾3＾）

(´ε｀*) (○´3｀)ﾉ (☆´3｀) (*￣з￣) (づ￣ ³￣)づ（○゜ε＾○） (TεT) (-ε- ) （＠ーεー＠）（*＾3＾）/～☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ

Laughing: （・∀・）（　´∀｀）（⌒▽⌒）（＾ｖ＾）

Mellow / Whatever: ヽ（´ー｀）┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ﾉ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A｀)ノﾟ

ヽ（・＿・；)ノヽ(　￣д￣;)ノ＼（〇_ｏ）／ヽ(。_°)ノ＼(;´□｀)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノヽ('ー`)ノヽ(ー_ー )ノ (´～｀；） ┐('～`；)┌ ヽ（*ω。）ノ (;´・`)> （＾～＾）

Painful: ☆⌒(＞。≪) ☆￣(＞。☆ ~(>_<。)＼ヘ(><#)ノ (。_＋)＼ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ><)ノ／(x~x)＼ ◎☆（♯××）┘ ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Sad / Crying: ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<;)･ﾟﾟ･｡ (。┰ω┰。) (*´；ェ；`*) (゜´Д｀゜) （ｉДｉ） (´；ω；`) 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ {{p´Д｀q} ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ ( p_q) .・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・． (个_个) ((´д｀)) ( ≧Д≦) ｡゜(｀Д´)゜ (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒｀｡q)

Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ (／。＼) （／_＼）（／．＼）

Shocked / Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((；゜Д゜))) （゜◇゜）（￣□￣；） ∑(O_O；) ＼(>o<)／ ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*ﾟﾛﾟ) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ ⊙▂⊙

⊙０⊙ w(°ｏ°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) （・□・；）

Shy / Embarrassed: ^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) ('-'*) (*^^*) （＠´＿｀＠） (⌒_⌒;) (#｀ε´#ゞ（*/∇＼*） (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ (*´ｪ｀*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ｀) (*´∀`*) (/ω＼) (*ﾉ▽ﾉ) (*ﾉωﾉ) （/｡＼) （。-＿-。）

Singing: ヾ(´□｀* )ノ（＾Ｏ＾☆♪ ＼(^o^)／ (´▽｀)ノ♪ "ヽ(´▽｀)ノ" ヽ(´▽｀；)/♪ ヽ(´・｀)ﾉヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪ ヾ(´ρ｀)〃ヾ(´〇｀)ﾉ (´△｀)♪ (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪

Sleeping / Waking Up: ［(－－)］zzz (´～`) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂヾ(￣0￣； )ノヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪｡∪)｡｡｡zzz

Smug: ー(￣～￣)ξ (`へ´*)ノ (￣^￣) （￣へ￣）（￣～￣;） (￣ェ￣;) (-、-) ( ；｀ヘ´)

o(´^｀)o (￣ω￣;)

Winking: （＾＿－） (－ｏ⌒) （＾＿−） (^_-) (^_−)☆ (⌒.−)＝★

Worried: (ーー;) ( ；´Д｀) （；￣ェ￣）ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ (￣◇￣;) ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ（−＿−；） (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜) (･_-｡ ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●﹏☉ミ (-'๏_๏'-) (⊙...⊙ ) ( ´△｀) (;° ロ°)

ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ（°o°；）

Stars / Symbols: ━━☆＞＾） ☆彡　　★彡　　☆彡　　★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*

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dragonsroar:

The rest of the kids! Jake’s might take a second to understand.

Part 1

Part 2

Bonus:

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